The robotic South African couple living below me have been playing Linkin Park and absolutely abysmal trance for the last hour or so, and now, do you know what they've got on? It's only Robbie Fucking Williams.

I am contemplating sticking "Loveless" on really loud just to spite them. They have no personalities. I think they got married out of boredom. What, if not MBV, should I spite them with?