As I have severe financial issues at the moment I am limiting my 'London party scene attendance' to a paltry one party, so i need a representative to attend in my absence - all you have to be is talk continuously, make barely credible side swipes at every band in exisistance and hopefully make one person laugh even if it is 'at' and not 'with'

The salary is one week's Lunch with Prole ideas, emailed to you in Russian.