Here we go, we're not playing games anymore, apart from this one...

All you have to do is name a character from Heartbreak High, that era-defining Aussie soap about the pupils of Hartley High. You have to back up your effort with a little detail about the character for maximum naming points. If you can relate him/her to another program you get bonus pointage. I'll go first.

Rivers - long-haired bloke, skate-boarder i think. Bit of a bad boy. Turned up in neighbours as Debbi 'monobrow' martin's bit of rough. 2 points!

n.b. don't use google/any search engine. You'll only be cheating yourself.