i had mine last night. and, granted it was on a tuesday, but most people had fucked off by eleven! what the hell? these people are wrong wrong wrong, and possibly should have been shot.

me and my department did the company proud by -

a) fixing the votes for the prizes
b) cheating at pass the parcel
c) stealing the prizes
d) doing shots at 8pm
e) actually dancing
f) staying till we were kicked out

And our manager talked to us about sex. which, was really. really. wrong.

my next work party is on thursday. YES.