Were you in Nativity plays at primary school? Tell me your stories!

Once, I played the Third Wise Man in a play called the Fourth Wise Man. Messing with the formula is always a disaster, I'm sure our parents were confused.

My favourite year was when my friend's little brother was Father Christmas, and was supposed to hand out 'presents' to the children on stage. Instead, he started throwing the boxes in the faces of the parents, governors and teachers in the front row. Anarchy! Or something.