on friday night, pigfoot and i found a box of krispy kremes next to a bin at the elephant and castle. they were tastey.

on saturday night, homesick alien, pigfoot and i found a christmas cake, with two forks in it, outside a resaturant in soho. it had cherries in it, and was thus a superior christmas cake.

it was nice.

i ask you:

1: why was this lovely food just out on the street?
2: was it wrong for us to take it?
3: was it unsensible for us to take it?
4: why had no one else taken it?
5: why has this never happened to me before, but this weekend twice?