Halloween, I mean?

Mine was er... eventful.

Our floor was the victim of a callous ketchup/cous cous/red porridge/milk/eggs/piss food fight.

As were the other floors. Last night I was amazingly drunk and it was so funny. I was smacked in the face, with a fistful of Angel Delight and water.

Loads of water.

Then my friends daubed ourselves in lipstick and pretended we were show girls. In bras. Incriminating evidence is floating around somewhere already.

Dang.

And then, at five am, there was a fire alarm and everyone had to evacuate the building. I nearly went out naked because I was still so drunk.

Then there was another fire alarm, this time half an hour ago. We've got till tommorow to clean up the edible carnage, or we'll have to pay for it.

I'm tired.