I hereby announce my intention to make it to 5000 posts today! I think it's very acheivable if I work hard at it.

Also, in the spirit of the tradition started by Crablin (I think) I will invite a series of questions from yous lot, which I will endeavour to answer in an honest fashion. So ask away, if you can be bothered, and I'll answer them when I bloody well get round to it!