Just heard some horrible scally type person shout this outside:

"'ere' Dave, were you in the wardrobe round Tom's fucking that lass?"

and, it really pisses me off. People like this really shouldn't be allowed to have sex. It should be against the law somehow, I don't know why, it's just the thought that maybe when Im having sex, it's also something that hundred, nay millions, of other scallies have done, and clearly enjoy. Why should we share the same interests? It's ridiculous. Gah.