Hello. Does anyone know anything about Wycombe? In particular: any decent boozers either in the town or near the football ground, or details of how long it would take to walk to the ground and in which direction I proceeed, or anything else helpful?

No-one will answer this will they. No-one knows anything about Wycombe AT ALL. If anyone would like to find out about this cultural hotspot with me, I'll be there on Saturday afternoon. Thanks.