I noted this with disdain whilst on 'me hollerdays' - most men in this country are squat-legged nonentities who seem to think its ok to wear three quarter lengh shorts even though their legs are only 'three quarter length' - don't their stupid pasty faced girlfriends and wives, (who are surely stultified enough by having to have 'sex' forever with someone with legs barely the height of a flattened occasional table) want to remind them occasionally that even though they will always look shit in every item of man-made fibre they buy that pedal pushers just make them look even smaller and squat than ever?

Is it an evolutionary quirk that white english men are actually still troggs? Perhaps anyone whose body is actually longer than their legs should be banned from buying pedal pushers?