is the SHITTEST paper ever. It's like acopy of Heat but even more mind numblingly shite. God I hate all the free papers everywhere.

Anyway, I was reading a reader's review of Snow Patrol's latest album. He was literally having one off the wrist whilst spouting on and on about the genius of Gary Lightbody and co. The thing that anoyed me the most was he said "Snow Patrol is adult music".

Wft?

Adult music? So what's adult music? boring, formulaic obvious crap that's a complete waste of space?

I've heard other journalists and so on descibe Travis as "adult music". Doesn't this phrase make you want to stab someone in the eye with a rusty biro?