i have to go to lady meths sisters wedding tomorrow. i dont want to go for the follwing reasons:

1. i have to drive to wolverhamton tomorrow morning for it, meaning i cant get pissed tonight. ON MY OWN, cos the ladys already there.

2. when i get there i have to get changed in the pub toilet! not even allowed round to the ladys family's place to get changed - pretty fucked up if you ask me.

3. It will be a dull dull dull dull posh, traditional wedding.

4. i will only know lday meths, her mum, dad and sister.

4. i'm not allowed to sit with my FUCKING GIRLFRIEND on the "head (shit) table at the reception. on a table of stragers.

5. the best man gets to dance with my girlfriend before me. "its tradition"?

6. i'm not even allowed to sleep in the same bedroom as the lady at her parents house. WE'RE 26 FOR FUCKS SAKE! WE'VE BEEN GOING OUT FOR MORE THAN 2 YEARS!

wouldnt you feel a bit exluded?