i need a whinge. the only blot on my academic record is a c in further maths, i got a after a after a after a* after a and was the school swotknob, i have a decent degree, i was school librarian for six years at school... but no-one wants me to work in their library!! fuckin knobs. i want a job to land on me RIGHT NOW.

*goes off and applies for 5 more*