...the amount of junk crap I get from Ebay.

Now they've crossed the line. I just opened a letter I absently stuffed into my bag as I left this morning. It was from Ebay. It's a coupon giving me £10 off any purchase I make on the site worth over £80 until the 21st of September.

It's exactly this kind of redundant non-deal I fucking hate when I get it in my e-mail in box, but to violate the sanctity of my doormat? They go too far!!