At school today we were standing outside at lunch.

A funeral procession stopped at the lights.

Right behind the funeral procession, was none other than sanjeev kohli (actor in still game, dont know if you get it in england, and also, SYNTHESIZER PATEL(!!!), in the excellent series, look around you).
Thing was, he was driving a big black land rover thing, which made him look like he was in the funeral procession, when he wasnt.

People saw, laughed, were merry, then forgot about it 20 seconds later.
I didnt. It has continued to amuse me.

Im pretty rubbish.