Killing time sitting round the campfire at Leeds was made absolutely hilarious by this. Its one of the only things which when quoted makes me LOL.

Let's go.

"An eight year-old child however somehow sneaked on board, and is trapped, in space, with Cook, the paedophile. NASA have issued a statement saying 'This is the one thing we didn't want to happen.'

"Security footage from Sheffield shows a paedophile disguised as a school. Have you seen him. Do you know him? Call us. - Yes, we must catch him. This man really is a shit."

"Paedophiles have more in common with a crab, genetically, than with you or me. And THAT is scientific fact."

"We're. ALL. a. Bunch. of fuckwits."