As we all know its Friday today so what is everyone doing at the weekend - of course you should all be going to SCL's Night at the EP Lounge in Clerkenwell or if you fancy one off the wrist then go to the Wankathon or if not you can take a camcorder and come to Brighton as myself and a nonDis friend go in search of Kevin Rowland to ask him to dj or play at September's Mixtape

So - the choice is yours (or you could stay in weeping silently into a cushion someone you once liked rested their head on as 'Cold' by The Cure plays sonorously in the background at a volume that balances to perfection with the relentless rattle of summer rain against a tarnished window).