i have just come to visit mum and dad and they are gone somewhere for sunday lunch so i have raided the fridge and knocked up a sarnie consisting of :

Two doorsteps of granary bread
a thin layer of utterly buttery
a thick slice of mature cheddar
a few slices of parma ham
a layer of spicy coleslaw
some sliced tomatoes
a thin layer of lea&perrins tomato & worcester sauce!

i have accompanied this amazing invention with a huge mug of semi skimmed milk!