Do you feel you have the ability to wield the ultimate power?

Are you confident that you posess the skills to ban and delete effectively?

Do you have more than 1,000 posts and have been a DiSser for a year or more?

Do you spend an unhealthy amount of time on this site?

Do you want to be more involved with DiS?

Will you accept a few mild gifts in return for these things?

If so, PM me.