It now seems Newcastle may be trying to sign Damian Duff. You'd think, with me being Irish, that I would be thrilled. But why waste 10 million on a left-winger, when we need 2 strikers desperately. We already have Charles N'Zogbia, who was one of our players of the year last season, and he is an excellent left-winger.

Sometimes I think my club is run by idiots. Oh wait, it is....