1. Embrace : yes, I know bad dad-rock with a guy that can't sing. So why can't I keep singing with him ?
2. King Adora : they couldn't even sleep with your anorexic 13 year old sister but they were fun !
3. Coldplay : failed art student with his ugly blokes. But I'm a sucker for that...
4. Kenickie : Punka ! Did I need to say more...
5. The Others : lackey by the man dropped by a major... Hilarious !