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saps [Edit] [Delete] 14:10, 14 January '15

It's put me in the mood to spend some time in the VIP area of a club, drinking expensive cocktails and getting it ohhhhhnnnnnn.

Sadly I'm skint and far from a VIP. Although like Kanye I do have a PhD.