I've just (belatedly) discovered the song of 2013:

https://soundcloud.com/heygeronimo/hey-geronimo-lazer-gun-show
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HSBf_N6rVRY
(pick yr preferred platform)

If this song doesn't do it for you, please post links to your favourite song of 2013 so that I can ignore them.