OK, so I'm completely perplexed about Kanye and Kim. Which got me thinking about what sort of awful song he'd write to her.

I mean, I'm thinking of Claudia Brown-- think that's her name-- that inspired Bowie's Lady Grinning Soul and the Stones' Brown Sugar.

Can you think of any? Or was the '70s just that period in time for this?

No. Rock stars love to sex up really cool people. That's why they became rock stars. Obv.

Modern examples of homages to that special someone (rock star don't want wife/husband reading about in the tabloids but felt compelled to write a song about anyway).

The first 18 songs listed, of which, I'll be making into a mixtape.

Thanks in advance!