I fucking love Eurovision

This years hot news:

Ireland cement their position of not caring anymore by entering a Jedward song that, if it was entirely serious and not sung by them, would be actually be quite good
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ni133caQ9Dw&feature=related

Sweden rip off Rihanna, Avicii and Katy Perry and hope nobody notices
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9SCb0nrjVno

Noway hire Cristiano Ronaldo to sing theirs
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fOdRFtwTzb8&feature=relmfu

Decrepid old grandmothers represent Russia, will probably win.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WKNRGc71hjc

Turkey hire a teenage Vin Diesel...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d_F6H6--FrU

Slovakia still think ludicrous power metal might rule the roost
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z2_7YdLk1Tc

We've entered fucking Engelbert Humperdinck
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pFNv9pjqZkk

Poland haven't even bothered (Euro 2012 is apparently a better idea)

Any other entries slipping under the radar?