I give you:

a) "If you buy music in HMV you aren't a real music fan. You need to move house if you don't live near an independent music shop".

b) "HaHa,funniest thing I've heard in ages. Trust me brother there is nothing remotely new or exciting about this album. Maybe you need to broaden your horizons a bit. Anyone who's tastes extend beyond guitar based indie pop/rock would see this as a very average release"

and much more besides. Please fuck off. We get it. You are cool. You only buy promo 12"s by bands we've never heard of and we're all mainstream (the ultimate insult) braindead fucktards to expressing enthusiasm for bands we like that other users have heard of. Well done. You win the internet. Now, surely, there must be an uber cool forum for winners like you to post on so you don't have to spend the rest of your life sneering down your nose at us. Please find this forum and fuck off to it.