I know a guy who occasionally DJs at weddings. I used to think it was lame, and then I found out how much he charges for a nights 'work'. He earns shit loads from it

I'm not actually going to do this, largely because I'm lazy and have no drive, but what's to stop me using Spotify and becoming The Best Wedding DJ Ever? You'd have pretty much every song that could be requested

Anybody fancy joining me and hooking up with some drunk bridesmaids? DJ Dove needs you