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russel from bloc party joins celebrity love island

the_authority [Edit] [Delete] 21:05, 18 May '05
the impish bloc party strummer revealled this shock move at a press conference earlier today. The little known guitarist explained his decision to join up:

'I have been looking for a special partner for quite some time, and hopefully I can find someone whom I really connect with'.

When asked what qualities he looks for in partner the fragile, child-like creature replied:

'I like a man to take control and dominate me. It has long been a fantasy of mine to be tied up in the changing rooms of a football ground, and have each of the sweaty footballers come in after a game, and have their way with me in the showers'.

Bookies have slashed the odds of the former rentboy to hook up with ex-footballer Lee Sharpe, another contestant on the island.

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