Just hearing them for the first time and have some questions

a) How the fuck did such an indistinct band get so popular?

b) Why the fuck did such an indisctinct band get so popular?

c) When the fuck did such an indistinct band become popular?

d) Who the fuck likes such an indistinct band so much that they got popular?

e) Where the fuck has someone been for the last 100 years to have not heard all the great music recorded over the past century, and thus think this indistinct band is in anyway interesting and therefore help make them popular?