did you have any crazy teachers in school? In primary school, when i was about 7, a teacher took an instant dislike to me for some reason, and whenever I'd displease her she'd shake me quite violently, mental bitch.

This one time someone farted, but wouldn't own up to it. So she made every boy in the class go for a shit (obviously girls don't fart).

She's the only person in the world that I genuinely hate. Hate to the extent that I'll be happy when she dies, and would gleefully dance on her grave.

Anyone else have a crazy teacher? My workmate had an art-teacher who'd take the weakest boy from each class and teach him how to fight!