I missed out on tickets for the London chapel shows, and then just totally forgot to get up in time to get tickets for the Brixton residency. So I have decided that the only coping strategy is to convince myself that I am not missing out on much. Anyone care to join me?

Just for starters, then:

1. They are indie rock's equivalent of Foreigner.
2. They are Canadian.
3. They aren't even proper Canadians.
4. They smell.
5. Of poo.