It's the middle of December, England's getting fat
No-one's putting pennies in the old man's hat
Children can't wait for their new computer games
And Christians bang on about Jesus again
Heard it on the radio at half-past one
A hundred-thousand turkeys and they've all got guns
The revolution started on the M25
And we'll be lucky if we get out alive
It must've been something in the water
Maybe it was something in their feed
Probably a little bit of chopped-up cow
That made 'em so mad they had to break free
Rise up turkeys, we're gonna build an army
Kill a lot of people and take our revenge
Humans everywhere, murdering our families
Rise up turkeys, take our revenge
Panic in the city, phone up Tony Blair
But it's too late, they've stolen all the military hardware
Ten-thousand butchers mercilessly slain
Poor old England will never be the same
The army's on the streets, there's a riot through the night
And all the ugly businessmen die without a fight
By two in the morning they control the BBC
A hundred-thousand turkeys are running the country
Rise up turkeys, we're gonna build an army
Kill a lot of people and take our revenge
Humans everywhere, murdering our families
Rise up turkeys, take our revenge
By the time they'd subdued London they were half a million strong
They pecked all the soldiers eyes out and sang old army songs
And Bernard Matthews' strung up corpse was burning through 'til dawn
And as we crawled out from our hiding places in the morning
Every single one of them was gone...
Rise up turkeys, we're gonna build an army
Kill a lot of people and take our revenge
Humans everywhere, murdering our families
Rise up turkeys, take our revenge

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