'Everyone says they like Radiohead, because they all want to sound like they know about music, but when you look at it, song for song, Girls Aloud are SO much better than Radiohead.'

Honest to God, that's what she said. Then she called another girl over, and asked her. 'Yeah, obviously,' came the reply. TWO OF THEM! SHE'S NOT ALONE!

And the worst thing? The first girl WRITES FUCKING MUSIC REVIEWS FOR ALOUD.COM

Please, God, take me away. I have lost faith in the human race...