I sat through their set last night. By the end of it I felt physically queasy. I don't think I've ever heard more lyrical and musical cliches packed into one sub-Coldpay, sub-Postal Service, sub-everything barrage of blandness and averageness.

"Get down on your knees for the crowd" they opine, pompously.

Get on your knees for the fucking firing squad more like, you disgraceful musical limpets.

If Oasis are dad rock then 13 senses are MUM ROCK.