The New York Yankees are the very embodiment of evil.

The bastard oddsmakers in Las Vegas somehow manage to foil my plan for early retirement each and every weekend.

The Dutchess of Doom! She's so beautiful I can't even hold it against her that she's English. I dunno if I'd rather be Mr. Allison Fischer or have her game of nine-ball.

Who's yer favorite athlete (and since half of ya's are gonna pick footballers I've never heard of, gimme a one-liner on 'em)? Other sports related observations?