Being the shallow sort I'm forever judging the book by its cover. I'd have happily married Heidi Klum till I saw her on a talk show. Dumb as a rock, that one. OK, OK. I'd still marry her, cos she's gorgeous and rich and really how often do we need to discuss current events anyway?

What band were you sure you were gonna hate, till you heard them?

Mine:
Marilyn Manson. What sorta fag-metal freak takes on the name Marilyn Manson? Turns out he's rather well spoken (witness his interview in Michael Moore's Bowling for Columbine and also his article in Rolling Stone on the same subject). But the kicker is his music ain't too shabby, either.