South London's bestest and only gumbo punk synth pop dandies, Chet, will be belly-flopping onstage at 8p.m. TONIGHT (Wednesday 5th of January) at London's trendy Metro Club, 19-23 Oxford Street, W1R 2DN, which is near Tottenham Court Road tube station. You can call them on 020 7437 0964, but be sure to put on a silly voice so they don't know it's you. At £5, tonight's gathering of miscreants is not only cheap, but also VERY cheap. And there are two other bands on after as well. But I've forgotten what they're called.

If you're wondering what Chet are all about, listen to their warblings here:
www.chetsonfire.com

If you're not wondering, where's your sense of adventure? Come on, it doesn't hurt. Just stings for a while. Get in, see Chet, get out, fuck the other bands, they'll only be utter toss tissue anyway.