Happy Monday ***thrills*** to one and all. Does anyone else feel like their brain's been scooped out with a rusty spoon by drunken pirates and replaced with a plastic bag full of damp old flannels? Or is it just me?

I've got THREE London gigs this week, and then on Saturday I'm back in my hometown, Bury St Edmunds, for one of

Jason Hairdresser's new and exciting Planet Beet nights:

TONIGHT (Monday 8th January)
THE DIRTY LONG WEEKENDER @ The Dirty South, Lee High Road, Lewisham, London SE13
with Malachi Doyle & The Knights of Neu!, free entry, from 7.30pm

Wednesday 10th January
P.O.L.E. @ New Cross Inn, New Cross Road, New Cross, London SE14
with Readymades, Nebraska, The High Heels & DJ Heidi Heelz, free entry, from 8pm

Thursday 11th January
The Good Ship, 2 Sylvester Path, Hackney, London E8
not sure who else is playing, but it starts at 8pm

Saturday 13th January
PLANET BEET @ The Priors Inn, Priors Avenue, Bury St Edmunds
with The Heroics & The Incidentals, £4, from 8pm

I'm on first at each gig, so get there early if you want to see me ROCKING.

I'll announce all my tourdates next week,

til then, take it easy
love from Seymour xxx