The big club anthem of the summer - for those of a more guitar-orientated disposition at any rate - has undoubtedly been 'K Hole' by Ali Love.

Just in case you haven't heard it, and also as a casual reminder for those who have, it sounds like the pistol-whipped mash-up of Carter The Unstoppable Sex Machine (ask your older brother) and Sigue Sigue Sputnik (er, ask your dad) lying in a puke- and piss-sodden gutter somewhere in the heart of London, although more than likely Camden bearing in mind ex-Menswe@r mucker Chris Gentry is on guitar duty here.

An electrifying recall of the best bits of the night before, Love rips up Liam Lynch's_ 'United States Of Whatever' _for a purely homegrown melee of sex, drugs and not quite knowing how he got home at the end of it all. I suppose when all's said done everyone's been there before, so here's the three-minute diary entry minus the smudged ink blots and dried blood stains. Skewered genius or a glorified fuck-up? You decide...