And lo! the industry is still desperate to find The New Stone Roses and lo! The Burn were born. But lo! The Music have already beaten them to it.

An MSN instant messenger conversation between the deputy editor and the editor of DiS, approx 5 minutes ago:

adietron says:

i can't be arsed with this Burn album

adietron says:

i really don't see why i should waste my energy writing about it

adietron says:

only for them to come and petrol bomb my flat as a result

SeanDiS - I'm An Angry Young Man says:

that sounds like a review

And lo! It was.