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Rockers pull their entire UK and Europe touring schedule
North American four-piece, Audioslave featuring ex-members of Rage Against the Machine and Soundgarden have thrown a rather large cancel-shaped axe at their UK and Europe dates, including their performances and the Reading and Leeds festivals.
No reason has currently been given for the cancellations, but as per usual, Drowned in Sound has a few unconfirmed alleged rumours that include;
a) Chris Cornell's dodgy plumbing has flooded all around his bedsit, ruining his collection of Spiderman comics, rendering him inconsolable.
b) Tom Morello lost his baseball cap in a game of craps and has therefore had his 'rock-out' powers taken away.
c) Haemorrhoids.
They are of course all rumours.
