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Scantily-clad Har Mar Superstar has had to cancel his UK tour in support of Hot Hot Heat which was meant to start tomorrow.
Why? Answer from the ego itself:
"Apparently I've got a pirate's disease called shingles. I'm really sorry I had to cancel the shows but I didn't want to give everyone in the UK chest herpes. I'm still the fucking best and I'll be living in the UK all summer so you'll get enough of me then. I'm now taking applications from naughty nurses.."
HHH fans fear not, the tour is still on. We'd guess a replacement will be found. More news as we have it.
