Following on from Bathtime In Clerkenwell’s limited release on 10” vinyl in March, welcome to the most annoying single since Woo Hoo. It has about the same amount of lyrics, too, if you can call them that. “Diddly diddly diddly…” Imagine a possible brain-storming session by The Cuban Boys, Lemon Jelly and Fatboy Slim, and this is what you get – surely not only to be heard on the Lucozade advert but potentially on a hundred TV programmes and trailers. Yes, one of THOSE tunes. Regular viewers of b3ta.com will, like, totally dig the cute video too.

A far more interesting Xmas purchase than Band Aid 20, I’m sure you’ll agree.